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The birth might have gone less glamorously then planned, and I was less cool then I would have liked. My pride was considerably affected, but once I had that baby in my arms I felt overqualified for my stay in the land of motherhood.<\/p>\n
Due to my intensive and extensive preparations, I would excel in this.<\/p>\n
I disdainfully tolerated the nurse who showed me how to bathe my baby. Imagine! Me, not know how to bathe my own baby?! The nerve of her!<\/p>\n
Any other advice I waved away or boredly pretended to listen to.<\/p>\n
An offer of Nivea Shampoo I breezily smiled away. I had brought my own stash of Zwitsal, thank-you-very-much! Because of the obvious superiority of that brand, naturally. It was the smell of my childhood!<\/p>\n
It was the proper smell of any and all babies.<\/p>\n
On the day we were allowed to go home, I was ecstatic. I packed up my baby and rushed out of the hospital, grinning at all we passed. 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