{"id":4718,"date":"2018-09-20T21:48:34","date_gmt":"2018-09-20T20:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/omily.me\/?p=4718"},"modified":"2018-11-20T22:42:47","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T21:42:47","slug":"pet-diaries-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/omily.me\/en\/pet-diaries-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pet Diaries, part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4730\" src=\"http:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431-700x467.jpg\" alt=\"[:nl]Huisdier dagboek, deel 1[:en]The Pet Diaries, part 1[:]\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431-700x467.jpg 700w, https:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/omily.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DSC_2431-400x267.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>It&#8217;s a sunny wednesday and thunder is in the air.<\/p>\n<p>Little boys run around the yard hoping to find a mouse, a bee or a beetle: since a dog is forbidden, they must find other pets.<\/p>\n<p>Those pets rarely live longer then 2 days.<\/p>\n<p>Huddling together they admire a worm.<br \/>\nI cringe and take a step back, relieved to be sent to find a suitable house for the worm (pet houses are destroyed almost as fast as their inhabitants decease.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Now the hunt for worm food is on. I am asked for my expert opinion on worm food, so I Google it.<br \/>\nA rainworm? It eats dirt.This sets of a round of awed, grossed out exclamations.<strong>IT EATS DIRT AND POOPS IT OUT.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It is the stuff little boys live for. Who needs a dog when you can have a snakish, blubbery creature that eats dirt, poops it out and which you can cut in two without killing it?<\/p>\n<p>Their life is full.<\/p>\n<p>I stand inside, watching them through the window so I don&#8217;t have to stifle my giggles.<\/p>\n<p>The scent of the rain that is to come swirls through the summer air, mixing the joy of little boys&#8217; laughter and the smell of a summer evening like a seasoned chef, fixing it as a memory in my head.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a sunny wednesday and thunder is in the air.<\/p>\n<p>Little boys run around the yard hoping to find a mouse, a bee or a beetle: since a dog is forbidden, they must find other pets.<\/p>\n<p>Those pets rarely live longer then 2 days.<\/p>\n<p>Huddling together they admire a worm. I cringe and take a step back, relieved to be sent to find a suitable house for the worm (pet houses are destroyed almost as fast as their inhabitants decease.)<\/p>\n<p> Now the hunt for worm food is on. I am asked for my expert opinion on worm food, so I Google it. A rainworm? It eats dirt.This sets of a round of awed, grossed out exclamations.IT EATS DIRT AND POOPS IT OUT.<\/p>\n<p>It is the stuff little boys live for. Who needs a dog when you can have a snakish, blubbery creature that eats dirt, poops it out and which you can cut in two without killing it?<\/p>\n<p>Their life is full.<\/p>\n<p>I stand inside, watching them through the window so I don&#8217;t have to stifle my giggles.<\/p>\n<p>The scent of the rain that is to come swirls through the summer air, mixing the joy of little boys&#8217; laughter <a href=\"https:\/\/omily.me\/en\/pet-diaries-1\/\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4730,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Pet Diaries, part 1 - Omily<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"[:nl]Huisdier dagboek, deel 1[:en]The Pet Diaries, part 1[:] - Omily\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It&#8217;s a sunny wednesday and thunder is in the air. 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